How I know I am getting old.

How I know I am getting old.

1. I look forward to Sundays because its 'baking' day and I might have a new recipe to try out.
2. I told my husband I was going to my sister's house to 'try something new'....and I was talking about making and canning our own applesauce.
3. My 7 year old asked me how old I was when the dinosaurs died.
4. Someone had to explain to me what rotmmflmbao meant.
5. The songs I listened to growing up are referred to as 'throwbacks', or 'oldies' on the radio.
6. I actually read a "Twitter for Dummies' article.
7. I no longer get carded when I buy lottory tickets. :(
8.  I like the taste of wine. I mean I really, really like the tase of wine.

'How To' Books That I Wish Someone Would Write.

How to Tell if You Have Asperger's
Seriously, Princess Sparkle has Asperger's, and Sometimes, when she is in Break-Down mode, she is acting a lot like I WANT to act when something doesn't go my way. I mean I want to stomp and scream and run away, but I don't because I CHOOSE not to. But  when I walk into a room that I just cleaned and there is a small child smushing playdoh into the rug with their shoe, you can  bet your socks I am having a mental Temper Tantrum. So if you think like someone that has Aspergers, does that mean you have Asperger's too?

How to Make Your Significant Other Think Like You
Booyah! Whole lot of my Life's problems solved right there.

How to Stop Finding Fault in Everything You Do
This has GOT to be a book already. Doesn't it sound like the name of a book? If so, someone please forward me a copy!

...I will add to this as I think of more. There are definitely more.